Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Kiwi's Second Blog


AGENDA
Blog/Corrections
Inktober
I.O. & B.A. Essay intro/conclusion
Reader's workshop R.J. check
HW: R.J 11.3 read for 20 - 30 minutes


        Hello everyone, happy Thursday. Let's get this bread, lol. For those of you who don't know what that means, it's slang for money. You're welcome. I just made ya'll ten times cooler, just kidding. Anyway, good afternoon. To start the day, we listened to Ferenc read his blog, and then we corrected it. Also, I am so sorry if I spelled that wrong. Mathan asked me if he could be in the blog, so I guess being the nice person I am, I'll put him in the blog. You're so very welcome, Mathan. Also, Leila walked by me and tapped me on the shoulder. I think that was her way of telling me she wanted to be in the blog as well. After that, Danni showed me her Inktober drawings, and they were true art. Good job Danni, even though you copied them, they're still great. You really are a true artist. I mean, come on, it doesn't get any better than Spongebob. Just kidding, don't come at me. Then, Ms. Nakada told us about the sticker over her computer camera that says "Don't @ me."

Even though not everyone was listening, I was, because I appreciate her sticker, because it's funny. I also just realized that since I am the first person to start the second round of blogs, I can pick anyone I want. So, you never know who I might pick. I'm also kind of regretting begging Ferenc to pick me for the blog, because these nails keep tapping on this keyboard, and it's a little annoying, but I guess I did this to myself. But I'm pretty sure you guys don't care about my personal life crisis. Okay, back to this education. Ms. Nakada was talking about the essay about Inside Out & Back Again. I can't go into detail about it, because Mathan kept talking to me about how shook he was because I wrote so much. He said, "You know it's going to take longer to read, right?" Of course, I know it's going to take a long time, but it's also going to waste time. No offense, Ms. Nakada, I love your class. Anyways, after that, I looked behind me because the whole class was talking about something and was looking at the back. I see that Maggie's desk broke. Wow, what a sad day. Then, most of the class kept talking, so Ms. Nakada told them that the essay was the ticket out the door. So, a lot of them stopped talking, but not Mathan. He kept saying stuff about how I wrote a lot, or as he so kindly puts it "a whole book."
Then, Mathan, Leila, and Danni kept telling me to put a pun or a dad joke in, so now I feel obligated to put one in. Therefore, I asked Mathan for one and he said "What kind of underwear do clouds wear? THUNDERWEAR!" I didn't think it was funny, so I asked Leila for one. She just looked at me and got choked up and started laughing. I asked Danni if she could give me one. She gave me a really bad one, so bad I didn't even want to put it in. Darn, I got my hopes up. I expected more from you, Danni. Just kidding. Okay, bye now. Sadly, the bell is about to ring, and Danni and Mathan keep screaming bad dad jokes at me while I'm trying to finish. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. Just kidding, again, but the bell rang, and we went to lunch.


Here's a list of people who wanted to be in the blog; Mathan, Leila, Danni, Charlie, Rozhan, Yeab, Yonina, Kuper, and Zamari. :) You're so very welcome everyone.

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  2. Its long, but not long enough, I want two books next time 😤

    Also heres a good joke about dad jokes...
    I find it kind of funny
    I find it kinda sad
    When my daughter says I'm hungry
    I say "Hi hungry I'm dad

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